Frisky Friday – Star Toys

There’s a whole new meaning to “feel the force”.

Warning: NSFW and will probably alter childhood memories. 

Star Toys are a line of Star Wars themed sex toys. 

Seriously though, I’m wondering if they make film related noises. Is the R2 one beeping sarcastically while inside? Does the C-3PO kill the mood with uptight yammering? Will we next see condoms that make lightsaber noises? Clearly I have a lot of questions about these that I will probably never have answers for. 

These also bring a whole new meaning to saying I’m excited for Star Wars.

Here’s a clean article on Star Wars you can read at work while waiting for the movie. 

Guid cheerio the nou,